"Arrr, matey! South Carolina scallywag nabbed fer murd'r, after his mate's bones be found 'neath the fiery pit! Ha!"
2024-09-01
Avast, me hearties! A scallywag from South Carolina be in hot water, accused o’ sendin’ his matey to Davy Jones' locker! Two years he went missin’, only to be dug up from the fire pit, like buried treasure in Myrtle Beach! Arrr, what a pickle!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the shores of South Carolina, where one scallywag named Sheridan Dirk Fogle hath been charged with the foulest crime o' all—murder! Aye, the remains of his former shipmate, Penni Whiteside, were found buried deep beneath a fire pit in his backyard, fit for a pirate's grave!Set sail on this grim adventure, it be on a fateful morn when the Myrtle Beach constables, aided by the U.S. Marshals, bearded the rascal in his lair on Broughton Street. Yarr, this crime be not new; the hunt for the missing lass had begun back in May of the year 2022, when the whisperin' winds spoke of sinister deeds afoot.On June 12th, the brave souls of Horry County stumbled upon the hidden treasure of human remains, buried in the sands of time outside Penni's home. It was said she vanished like a ghost o' the sea in the spring of 2022, and now her tale be one of sorrow and treachery.So let this be a warning to ye, ye scoundrels! The seas may be rough, but the law be even rougher. Pray for the kin of the lost, for this tale be a tragic reminder that some buccaneers have hearts as black as the depths o' Davy Jones' locker!