Arrr, matey! NASA swabs in the sky hear ghostly groans from a cursed Starliner! Avast, what mischief be brewing?
2024-09-01
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from NASA aboard the floating treasure known as the International Space Station be claimin’ he heard ghostly whispers from the Boeing Starliner! Just days 'fore it sails homeward. Might be the rum talkin’, or just the ship's belly grumblin' for some fine grog!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high skies of the International Space Station. Our brave astronaut, Butch Wilmore, be havin’ a peculiar experience with the Boeing Starliner vessel, just days ‘fore it be settin’ sail for Earth. On a fine Saturday, he be hearin’ a strange sound, like the ghost of a ship’s banshee, and promptly sent word to Mission Control in Houston, savvy?With a hearty chuckle, Butch held up a phone to the speakers, lettin’ the good folk at Mission Control hear the odd “pulsatin’ noise,” akin to a sonar ping from Davy Jones’ locker! “Aye, that be the one!” they cried after some confusion. Not one to be daunted, our doughty pirate astronaut played the sound again, lettin’ them scratch their heads in perplexity.
It seems this be comin’ from within the Starliner, a mischievous speaker playin’ tricks! Alas, the Starliner be set to undock, returnin’ to the New Mexico desert, empty of crew until the brave Wilmore and his matey Suni can return in February. Boeing had hoped to revive their luck with this vessel, but troubles have plagued them like a curse of the sea! Arrr, stay tuned for more tales from the stars!