"Arrr, matey! RFK Jr. be the secret treasure to help Trump hoist the sails of free speech again!"
2024-09-01
Arrr, me hearties! That scallywag Deroy Murdock be claimin' that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be the right matey to aid Captain Trump in plunderin' the Deep State's censorship booty! Aye, what a jolly venture it be, battlin' them landlubbers with a quill as sharp as a cutlass!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of political piratin' so wild, it could make a bilge rat blush! Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., a scion of the illustrious Democrat clan, be throwin' his lot in with none other than the former Captain of the Republican ship, Donald Trump! A sight to behold, indeed! If ol' Bobby can sway just enough of his 6% crew to support Trump, they might just hoist him above the high seas of Vice President Kamala Harris!Yet, this be more than just a mere election tale! Should Trump reclaim the captain’s chair, he ought to appoint Kennedy as the Grand Admiral of Free Speech, leadin' a crew dedicated to jolly ol' First Amendment freedom! Arrr, the likes of Zuckerberg and his mates be tryin' to bury tales of Hunter Biden’s misadventures, and lo, they used all manner of trickery to silence the truth!
With a hearty band of ex-spies and tech swabs at their backs, the Biden crew even draggedooned Twitter into lockin' up the New York Post. All this ruckus be a grand show of censorship, and Kennedy, a victim of this foul play, be in prime position to lead the charge against such tyranny!
So raise yer tankards to a potential bipartisan victory, where two fierce sea captains unite to let the winds of free speech blow strong once more! Aye, what a sight it would be!