The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Harris an’ Biden be makin' a grand Labor Day plea to the mateys of the union crew!

2024-09-02

Arrr! The vice captain be set to sail with the captain o' the ship in Pittsburgh, where they'll hoist the sails of their grand campaign together fer the first time since she claimed the captain's chair! Avast, let the jests and jigs commence!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of high seas politics! The fair Vice President, a lass of much ambition, be settin’ sail with the captain of this fine ship, the President himself, in the bustling port of Pittsburgh! Arrr, this be their first grand spectacle together as she takes the helm of this here campaign, like a swashbuckler claimin’ her treasure!

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