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Arrr! A fiery beast in California be gobblin’ acres, sendin’ brave souls runnin’ and givin’ fire-fighters a nasty singe!

2024-09-02

Arrr, matey! A blazing inferno be raging near San Jacinto, scorched over 650 acres o' land on the Sabbath! Six brave fire-fighters got singed in the fray. By Davy Jones’ locker, they say it was a scallywag’s doing! Fire and folly, I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of flames and mischief in the fair land o’ San Jacinto, California! On a fine Sunday morn, a brush fire erupted, settin' ablaze more than 650 acres o’ land by the time the sun dipped low. The good folk of the Riverside County Fire Department declared that the fiery beast was born of human folly, aye, a real scallywag's doin'!

With the blaze ragin’ like a sea storm, it was reported at around 2:15 in the afternoon, and by the witching hour of 10 p.m., the fire was still at 0% contained—talk about a stubborn sizzler! Six brave sailors, I mean, firefighters, found themselves in need of a trip to the medic after battlin' the flames, but fret not, for ground units and water-droppin' airships joined the fray to tame this fiery foe.

Evacuation warnings rang out like cannon fire across parts of Riverside County, and a care center was set up at Nicolet Middle School for those seekin' refuge from the inferno. As the smoke billowed, the investigation continued, searchin' fer the scoundrel who sparked this kerfuffle. So, keep yer wits about ye, and let this be a lesson; don’t play with fire, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker with a singed beard!

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