Arrr! The crew of Minnesota be makin' teachers swear fealty to their students' fanciful identities, savvy?
2024-09-02
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at the Minnesota teachers' board, handpicked by Governor Walz, be makin' it mandatory fer educators to swear fealty to the fanciful identities of their crew—er, students! Aye, 'tis a wild voyage in the sea o' gender!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the latest shenanigans from the landlubber Governor Tim Walz of Minnesota! This scallywag be appointin' a crew to the state’s teachers board, givin' 'em orders to "affirm" the identities of their young deckhands, and to be keenly aware of the racial tides 'n currents in their classrooms.By the year 2025, it seems them aspiring educators will need to be schooled in the arts of identity and behavior, lest they walk the plank of licensure! Aye, they must learn to navigate the treacherous waters of gender identity and tackle the supposed oppressive systems like true swashbucklers! And lo, there be a section on "Racial Consciousness" that demands they ponder the biases o' their own sails and how they might keep the ship steady while teachin' about privilege and all that jazz.
But hark! Some land-loving folk be raisin' their eyepatches in protest, claimin' that these changes could scare off fledglin' educators, worried they’ll be forced to parley with ideologies instead of teachin' the good ol' subjects. So, as Governor Walz sets his sails for higher political seas with Kamala Harris, schools across Minnesota be preparein' to hoist these controversial flags! Yarr, what a ruckus!