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“Arrr, Haley’s crew be weighin’ anchor on a jumbled sea o’ presidential contenders, savvy?”

2024-09-02

Arrr, matey! The scallywags what chose Nikki Haley over Trump be ponderin' if they’ll throw in with Kamala Harris. Aye, their votes could tip the scales in a close election in those fickle swing states, like a ship caught in a stormy squall!

Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! In the treacherous waters of the G.O.P. primaries, a motley crew of landlubbers hath cast their votes against the brash Captain Trump, hoisting the sails for the fair lass, Nikki Haley! Aye, these swashbucklers be ponderin' a curious quandary! Should they throw their lot in with the fierce and fiery Kamala Harris?

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