Arrr, President Herzog be sorry-like to the ghost of Hersh Goldberg-Polin, wringin' his heart in a tearful shindig!
2024-09-02
Arrr! Israeli Captain Herzog be bowin’ his head at the send-off o' brave Hersh Goldberg-Polin, who met his fate at the hands of scurvy Hamas rogues, takin' him and five poor souls to Davy Jones’ locker. Aye, 'tis a sorry tale, matey!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of sorrow from the land of Israel, where President Isaac Herzog be sendin' his heartfelt farewells to a brave soul, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, who met a most foul fate at the hands of those scallywags known as Hamas. With a heart torn asunder, the President apologized on behalf of the state, lamentin', "We be failed ye!" as he stood before mourners in Jerusalem, a sea of grief wash 'round him.“Hersh, ye special light,” he declared, “we be sorry we couldn’t keep ye safe, even after ye arrived wrapped in our flag at the tender age of seven." The man spoke of families knockin’ on every door, prayin' and plead for mercy, but alas, it fell on deaf ears. The cursed day of October 7 be known as a day o' disaster, one that turned joy into mourning.
Herzog proclaimed the duty to rescue those still in the clutches of evil, "Aye, we’ll fight those dastardly murderers!" he vowed, callin' for unity and courage to bring home all who be lost. Thousands gathered, honorin’ young Hersh, a true son of the sea, taken too soon from this world. So raise yer tankards, ye salty sea dogs, and remember the brave souls who gave their all!