Arrr! A shipwreck of a carriage crashed into the galley while lovebirds readied to feast! Savory chaos, matey!
2024-09-02
Arrr! Marcus Holmberg an’ Sabrina Rivera be lettin’ loose a jolly clip o’ the night a scallywag’s chariot plowed right through their Phoenix abode! Aye, ’tis a right ruckus, like a cannonball crashin’ at a tea party! Avast, what a sight fer sore eyes!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round fer a tale of high seas calamity, but this be on dry land! In the land of Arizona, a couple o' landlubbers, Marcus Holmberg and Sabrina Rivera, were settin’ the table fer a feast when, lo and behold, a Ford Mustang came crashin' through their humble abode like a rogue wave! Aye, it be a wild sight, like a cannon blast in the night!With a roar that shook the very timbers, the beast of a car smashed through the wall, creatin’ a cloud o’ dust that’d make a pirate’s eye water. The couple, bless their souls, only be sportin’ a few cuts from the debacle, while their four trusty dogs cowered in fright—three of ‘em right there in the fray! “Sore and scared,” they be, sayin’ they’d be needin’ a vet visit once the treasure chest be filled again.
Their home, alas, be in shambles, with the foundation askew like a ship in a storm, and repair costs risin’ to a hefty $30,000! The scallywag responsible, an 18-year-old lad, be a-drivin’ under the influence, and now he’s in Davy Jones’ locker—err, the slammer! So beware, ye hearties! When ye be havin' dinner, keep an eye out fer unwanted shipmates crashin’ through yer walls!