The Booty Report

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Arrr! Labor Day be a jolly jest, unions now be the scallywags they swore to shun, har har har!

2024-09-02

Avast, mateys! Labor Day be no time fer toastin' union overlords! 'Tis a day fer the true scallywags who toil, not fer those landlubbers breakin' the right-to-work code. Let’s raise a tankard to the hard-working crew, not the swabs in fancy hats! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! As the fair winds blow on Labor Day, a day meant to raise a tankard to the valiant American worker, it be sadly hijacked by the union overlords, claimin’ to represent the very scallywags they be stealin' from! Aye, in lands where right-to-work be naught, these buccaneers be extortin’ honest sailors to "pay up or walk the plank"—that be no way to treat a matey!

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