Arrr! Two U.S. sea dogs beset by Turkish scallywags shoutin', “Yankee, be off to yer land!” Aye, laughable!
2024-09-02
Arrr! Two landlubber soldiers aboard the USS Wasp found themselves in a scuffle with a raucous band of youthful nationalists in Turkey! Fear not, fer the sea-faring law nabbed 15 scallywags after the ruckus. Aye, it be a fine tale of trouble on the high seas, or rather, on the shore!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! A band o' raucous Turkish nationalists did set upon U.S. soldiers in the fair port of Izmir, causin' a ruckus that led to the arrest of 15 miscreants! Aye, it was a sight to behold, folks yellin' "Yankee Go Home!" as a courageous lad lobbed a plastic bag atop a soldier's noggin. Can ye believe it?These ruffians hailed from the Youth Union of Turkey, affiliated with the nationalist Vatan Party, thinkin' they could lay hands on the brave crew of the USS Wasp. But fear not, for five U.S. soldiers, brave as a captain in a storm, leaped into the fray, and the local constabulary quickly swooped in to take the 15 misfits into custody!
The U.S. Embassy, bless their hearts, confirmed our lads be safe and sound, thankin’ the Turkish authorities for their swift action. Meanwhile, the Youth Union claimed the attack was "deserved," blamin' the Yanks for spillin' blood and stirrin' up trouble. Arrr, what a tangled web of international tomfoolery! So remember, mateys, when in Izmir, keep yer plastic bags to yerself, lest ye find yerselves in a right pickle! Yarrr!