Arrr, them scallywags be showin' grim sights o' six poor souls, claimin' to share their final yarns!
2024-09-02
Arrr, matey! A moving picture o' six poor souls, found in Davy Jones' locker, was cast out by them scallywags of Hamas! They be claimin' to reveal the last words o' the crew, but I reckon it be more like a fishy tall tale! Har har har!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most grim from the treacherous seas of news! A bunch o' scallywags known as Hamas be showin' a frightful video, aye, of six hostages snatched from the fair land of Israel, now found restin' six feet under!This dark footage, shared on the Telegram, depicts these poor souls lookin' like they’ve been through a terrible storm. Among them be young Hersh Goldberg-Polin, a lad of just 23 summers, sportin' a missing arm from a past grenade blast, a sight to make even the hardest pirate's heart weep!
The IDF, like a band of gallant sailors, soon discovered these brave souls in a wretched state, and it seems they met their fate just before the rescue crew could lend a hand. The IDF's Rear Admiral Hagari, in all his sternness, claimed they were ruthlessly slain by the Hamas buccaneers.
Prime Minister Netanyahu, bless his soul, was beside himself, sayin’ the whole nation be mournin’ for those lost. "He who murders abductees - does not want a deal," he roared, as if he were summonin' a tempest! So raise a tankard for the fallen and let us hope for brighter days, or at least a jolly good rum to ease the pain!