Arrr, Walz's grand ship o' campaign be crashin', leavin' a handful o' scallywags with naught but a scratch!
2024-09-02
Arrr, me hearties! In a grand voyage to Wisconsin, Gov. Tim Walz’s fine fleet met with a mishap on the briny road, causin’ a wee bit of bumpin’ and bruisin’, he claims. No treasure lost, just a few scallywags with minor owies! Avast, what a jolly ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the misadventures of Governor Tim Walz's merry band of road warriors on the fair Labor Day! As they sailed forth to Wisconsin, their convoy of chariots met with a bit o' misfortune—a minor crash, no less! Aye, some of the crew and press found themselves in a bit of a pickle, but fear not; they be mostly unscathed, save for a staff member who took a tumble and broke his arm. Ouch, matey!Our gallant Walz recounted the tale at a campaign shindig, thankin' the great sea of responders who rushed to aid ‘em. Even the mighty Vice President Kamala Harris and President Biden sent their regards, checkin' in on their mateys. “We be grateful!” he bellowed, with a wink and a nod.
The mishap occurred when their vessel—a van—collided with another, sendin' the crew a-flyin' like sea gulls in a storm! With hearts still poundin', they pressed on to the LaborFest, and after a rousing speech, our brave captain set sail to the nearest hospital to visit his injured crew. So let this be a lesson, me hearties: always check yer sails before settin' forth on the high seas of politics!