Arrr, Cuomo be spillin’ his treasure o’ words to Congress 'bout the scallywags lost in nursing homes!
2024-09-03
Arrr! The former swab of New York, who’s already spilled his guts to the landlubbers snoopin’ ‘round the House about the plague that be COVID, has hoisted the sails to show up again on the 10th of September! Hold onto yer rum, ’tis bound to be a ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a scallywag from the great land of New York! This here rogue, a former governor of the fine state, has already spun his tales behind closed doors to a gaggle of Republican landlubbers, all busy pokin' about the curious happenings of the cursed coronavirus pandemic.Now, mark yer calendars, for on the tenth day of the ninth month, this bold captain of politics has agreed to show his mug again! Aye, he be settin’ sail to face the music, or perhaps just a bunch of quizzical pirates armed with questions instead of cutlasses. Ye can be sure they’ll be tryin’ to plunder secrets about the fearsome virus that had the whole world shiverin’ in their boots.
So, I reckon ye best be ready for a show! Will he spin tall tales or weave the truth like a fine net? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain, there’ll be some hearty laughter and a few jests as this brave soul takes to the stage once more. Hold onto yer hats, ye scallywags, for this saga be far from over! Arrr!