Arrr, Vance be hoistin' the 2017 scroll on kin from the crafty scallywags of Project 2025! Ha-ha!
2024-09-03
Arrr, JD Vance, that scallywag, dipped his toe in the political brine, givin’ a hearty cheer to the Heritage Foundation’s scroll – 29 tales bemoanin’ abortion and teachin’ landlubbers how to raise wee ones – callin’ it “admirable.” Aye, what a jolly jest on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of one JD Vance, a scallywag who decided to set sail into the murky waters of politics. With the wind at his back and a twinkle in his eye, he stumbled upon a treasure of words from the Heritage Foundation, filled with 29 mighty essays that be speakin' ill of abortion and givin' dubious advice on how to raise wee ones. This fine bounty, he proclaimed, be “admirable!”Arrr, 'tis a curious creature, this Vance! Dippin' his toes in the political sea like a landlubber testin' the waters, he found himself enamored with tales of how to mold young'uns into pirates of virtue, without so much as a nod to the tempest of real-life storms that be brewin' on the horizon. Aye, he be singin' praises to a report as if it were a siren’s song, beckonin' good souls to abandon reason and sail toward the shores of nostalgia!
But hark! In a world where common sense be the compass, one wonders if this jolly ol' captain knows the difference between the chart and the storm. So join me, me hearties, as we watch this landlubber navigate the high seas of opinion, with naught but a parrot and a pile of essays to guide him!