Arrr! Randi be sayin’ it be Netanyahu’s fault fer the hostage be walkin' the plank in Gaza! Blame him, matey!
2024-09-03
Arrr, matey! Randi Weingarten, the captain o' the teachers' crew, be pointin' a finger at Netanyahu, sayin' he holds a share o' blame for them poor souls snatched by Hamas! Aye, the seas be stirrin’ with wild accusations, arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of woe and squabble on the high seas of politics! Randi Weingarten, the captain o' the American Federation of Teachers, be pointin' her finger at that scallywag Netanyahu, sayin' he bears a share of the blame for the foul deeds done by Hamas against innocent hostages. "Our hearts are breakin', mateys!" she cries, for six poor souls lost their lives, includin' a lad named Hersh Goldberg-Polin, as the Israel Defense Forces drew nigh to rescue 'em from the depths of Gaza's dark tunnels.With fury in her quill, Weingarten scolded Netanyahu for not sealing the deal on a ceasefire. Meanwhile, U.S. Ambassador Jack Lew lamented the tragic fate of the hostages, swearin' that the good ol' U.S. of A. won't rest 'til they be safe at home. But lo and behold, some salty critics lashed out at Weingarten, claimin’ her words be naught but insensitive drivel! Former Ambassador David Friedman challenged her to explain the ins and outs of the deal Netanyahu supposedly bungled.
Netanyahu, with a fire in his belly, declared he’d not rest until justice be served upon those dastardly Hamas pirates. "Ye will pay the price!" he roared, vowin' to hunt 'em down like the sea dogs they are. Aye, what a tempestuous sea of words we sail on this day!