The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Harris be plundering $24.5 million to fill the coffers of scallywag Democrats down the ballot! Ha-ha!

2024-09-03

Arrr, matey! She be tossin’ a treasure o’ ten million doubloons to both the House and Senate scallywags, and a few more pieces o’ eight to rig the elections for governors and lawmen! A fine plunder for the Democratic crew, I say! Avast, what a haul!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of treasure and political shenanigans fit fer the likes of Blackbeard himself! It seems a fair lass, with a chest full o’ doubloons, be sendin' a mighty sum of ten million gold coins to the Democratic campaign brigades in the House and Senate! Aye, ye heard me right—ten million doubloons, as shiny as a pirate's booty!

But that be not all, ye scallywags! This savvy wench be throwin' a few more millions into the fray, lookin’ to hoist the sails of Democratic governors, state lawmakers, and those sharp-witted attorneys general! It be like she’s fillin’ the coffers of a flotilla set to conquer the high seas of politics!

Now, ye might be wonderin’, what be the motive o’ this generous lass? Perhaps she be hopin’ to steer the ship of state in a direction more favorable to her likin’! Or maybe she just be lookin’ fer a fine crew to help her plunder the riches of governance! Whatever the reason, it be a jolly good time fer the Democratic crew, and they be raisin’ their tankards in celebration! So, hoist the flags and let the campaign begin, fer treasure awaits on the horizon!

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