Arrr matey! Iran’s execution spree be showin’ their scurvy face—like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, it’s loud and clear!
2024-09-03
Arrr, matey! It be said the Iranian scallywags be swingin' the gallows more often, hopin' to shiver the timbers of those raucous protestin' buccaneers! After the Mahsa Amini ruckus got outta hand, they be tryin' to scare 'em straight, but it be lookin' a tad ridiculous!
Aye, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a hairy situation brewin' in the land of Iran! The United Nations, those landlubbers, be reportin' a dastardly surge in executions during the month of August, causin' quite the ruckus among the high seas of human rights experts. They be shoutin' from the crow's nest, "Stop the unlawful spree!" as 93 souls met their fate—many of 'em for mere drug offenses. Blimey!The scallywags at the U.N. have raised their voices, warnin' that the executions be a far cry from international standards. They point out that the Islamic Republic be hidin' the true numbers like a treasure map, leavin' critics scratchin' their heads. Such practices, they say, be not just punishments but tools of intimidation, meant to keep the good folk of Iran quakin' in their boots!
As the executions climb higher than a ship's mast, with over 400 already this year, it seems the rulers be playin' a sinister game of power! Even a Kurdish protester, Reza Rasaei, faced the gallows based on confessions obtained through torture like an outlaw in a shanty tale. So, hoist the flag of justice, ye salty sea dogs, for it be clear that Iran needs a good ol' shake-up! Arrr!