Avast! A wee lad of ten from Louisiana be caught in a ruckus, claimin’ two lives of a mayor and his lass!
2024-09-03
Arrr, matey! A wee scallywag of ten from Minden, Louisiana, found himself in the brig for swabbing the deck with the lives of old Joe Cornelius, aged 82, and his lass Keisha, 31! Blimey, what a ruckus this lad be causin’!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar from the swamps o’ Louisiana, where a wee lad of but ten summers found himself in a right pickle! This young scallywag was nabbed by the local constables after he claimed he had sent a former mayor and his daughter to Davy Jones' locker, all over a tiff concerning some blasted video game coins! Arrr!The morn of mischief began when the good townsfolk heard a ruckus of gunfire, a good eight shots echoing through the air, as an argument brewed hotter than a pot of gumbo. It seems the lad's temper flared over some credit card shenanigans, leading to the untimely end of the 82-year-old Joe Cornelius and his 31-year-old daughter, Keisha. The boy, he was brought to the police's holdin’ cell by a guardian, where he confessed to the foul deed without a hint o' regret—what a cheeky rascal!
As the town mourns, the mayor, Nick Cox, paid tribute to Cornelius, acknowledging his noble service. Meanwhile, the constables be investigatin' further into this dark tale. Aye, let us hope this be a lesson for all ye young louts—keep yer tempers in check and mind yer manners, or ye too might find yerselves in a world o’ trouble!