"Arrr, matey! One ship's coin purse be bustin' the big ol' sea tale o' school pickin'!"
2024-09-03
Avast, mateys! Arizona's hoistin' the sails of school choice, makin' scallywags of those fearmongerin' landlubbers! Turns out, givin' young buccaneers their freedom ain't sinkin' the coffers; nay, it fills 'em up, as they be costin' a treasure trove less! Arrr!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the swashbucklin’ tale of Arizona’s Empowerment Scholarship Accounts, or ESAs as the landlubbers call 'em. For years, the scallywags against school choice prophesied doom, claimin’ it’d send the state to Davy Jones’ locker! But lo and behold, the treasure chest of state funds be overflowin' instead!Those Chicken Littles screechin’ ‘bout the sky fallin’ don’t faze the good folk of Arizona, who’ve grown wise to their antics. Nay, it be them other states' lawmakers who be listenin’ to such hoary nonsense! The pirates of Texas and beyond be eyein’ school choice like a bounty, yet the opposition spins tall tales of budgetary ruin!Even the governor be wavin’ her flag of caution, claimin’ school choice be a budget buster. But, shiver me timbers! The truth be revealed: the typical ESA swashbuckler costs less than public schooling! In fact, while the scaremongers shout their warnings, Arizona’s coffers be swellin’ with gold, with a surplus in sight!So fear not, ye brave lawmakers! The sky ain’t fallin’ and the treasure’s still flowin’. Let the Chicken Littles cluck, for the truth be clear: school choice be a treasure worth havin’! Yarrr!