Arrr! Ketanji be tiptoein' 'round the Supreme Court like a cat on a hot tin roof, savvy?
2024-09-03
Avast, me hearties! In a fresh tale, the fairest Black lass to sail the Supreme Court seas spills the beans on her Miami beginnings, her jolly japes with Matt Damon, and how she climbed to the court like a scallywag on a treasure hunt! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a brave lass, the first Black wench to grace the lofty Supreme Court! In her new memoir, she be spillin’ the beans ‘bout her swashbucklin’ days in Miami, where the sun be hot and the pirates be plentiful—though she be not one o’ them! Arrr, the tales of her youth be as colorful as a parrot on a treasure chest!Now, this be no ordinary tale, for she be rubbin’ elbows with the likes of Matt Damon—a fine actor, that one! Aye, she shares the juicy bits ‘bout how their paths crossed, as if they be two ships sailin’ in the same stormy sea! From the sandy shores of Miami to the hallowed halls of justice, this fierce wench be climbin’ the riggin’ like a true buccaneer, takin’ on foes with a hearty laugh and a sharp wit!
So hoist the sails and raise yer tankards, for her journey be a treasure map of hard work, laughter, and a sprinkle o’ magic! In the court of old, where words be mightier than swords, she carved her name in the stars, settin’ an example for all ye scallywags out there! Arrr, it be a tale worth tellin’ over a barrel o’ rum! Avast ye, and read this memoir, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank!