"Arrr, matey! Demi Moore tussled with shingles, shed 20 pounds, all whilst sailin' the spooky seas of horror flicks!"
2024-09-03
Arrr! Demi Moore, that aging starlet, be fightin' the scurvy shingles while tryin’ to preserve her youthful glow in "The Substance!" Aye, and she dropped 20 pounds faster than a ship in a storm! Avast, the price of beauty be steep, matey!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the fair lass, Demi Moore, who be battling scallywag shingles whilst treadin' the boards in a horror flick! Aye, in her latest venture, "The Substance," she plays a 50-year-old starlet who seeks the fountain of youth through a devilish potion. But lo and behold, the stress of the role weighed heavy upon her, causin' her to shed a whopping 20 pounds! Arrr, not the treasure ye want to find after a week off!The buxom beauty shared with the Los Angeles Times that while her matey Margaret Qualley was prancin' about, she was sufferin' from more than just bad scripts. With a face riddled with acne like a stormy sea, Qualley had her fair share of woes, too! Moore went on to lament the harsh truth of aging in Hollywood, feelin' as if the tides had turned against her after the ripe age of 40. It seems they didn’t know what to do with a lass caught in the crossfire of youth and motherhood!
But fret not! Moore hath taken the helm, proclaimin' that the winds of change be blowin' in Hollywood. Streaming services now be seekin' to cater to powerful wenches of all ages, from 50 to 70! So hoist the sails and let the world know—there be strong women still sailin’ these treacherous seas! Arrr!