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Arrr, Kamala be as murky as a sea fog 'bout haltin’ weapon cargo to Israel, savvy?

2024-09-03

Arrr, matey! After the Crown halted some cannon deliveries to that Israel place on Monday, it be a right mystery if ol' Vice Captain Kamala Harris be takin’ the same tack! Aye, ‘tis a tangled web o' politics fer sure!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of political squabbles on the high seas of international relations! The United Kingdom, savvy as a ship's captain, paused its arms shipments to Israel, makin' Vice President Kamala Harris ponder if she might follow suit! But alas, she be caught between the rocky shores of progressive demands and her loyalty to Israel's defense!

So there she was, in the eye of the storm, dodgin' questions like a skilled sailor avoids a kraken! Harris, she swore her allegiance to Israel, yet when pressed about haltin' them weapon shipments, she only sang the tune of peace deals and two-state solutions! “Aye, we gotta end this war!” she proclaimed, while her crew remained tight-lipped on any policy changes.

Meanwhile, the British captain, David Lammy, warned of weapons that could violate international law, while back in Israel, protests erupted like a cannon blast, demanding a hostage deal! Even ol' Biden, bless his heart, grumbled about Netanyahu's efforts to secure the hostages. So, hoist the sails and brace for a wild ride, me hearties, as this tale of arms and allegiances unfolds on the turbulent seas of political intrigue!

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