Arrr, Trump’s election caper be settin’ sail again, to face a judge as stern as a kraken, matey!
2024-09-04
Arrr, if the tales be true, Judge Tanya Chutkan be a swift sailor, eager to hoist the sails on them pretrial shenanigans after a long spell o' calm seas, even with the Supreme Court givin' old captains a hearty shield o' immunity! Avast, let the court shenanigans commence!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags, fer I be havin' some news from the high seas of justice! Judge Tanya Chutkan, a fierce lass with a gavel as mighty as a cannon, be lookin’ to hoist the sails and set course fer swift pretrial proceedings! Aye, after a hullabaloo that made even the fish below deck dizzy, she aims to keep the ship movin’ even with the winds of the Supreme Court blowin’ in favor of those scoundrel former presidents and their fancy immunity, like treasure hidin’ in a chest.Now, ye might think this be a right tricky situation, akin to navigatin’ through a stormy sea with a parrot on yer shoulder squawkin’ nonsense! But fear not, fer Judge Chutkan be no landlubber! She’ll be keepin’ a weather eye open, makin’ sure that the legal buccaneers don’t waste time battlin’ over trinkets when there be a grander treasure to chase after. So, hoist the colors and prepare fer a legal voyage that promises to be as entertainin’ as a night of grog and sea shanties! With luck and a bit o’ humor, we might just witness a trial as grand as the tales of old!