"Arrr, a democracy where ye can pick naught but the color of yer parrot, savvy?"
2024-09-04
Ahoy mateys! A fresh look at the grand game of American elections reveals that in half the swashbucklin' races, a scallywag sails solo! Aye, it be the Democrats who be hidin' in the crow's nest, lettin' their rivals claim the treasure without a fight! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand spectacle of American elections, where the seas be filled with candidates aplenty, or so ye'd think! Aye, a new treasure map of analysis be revealin’ that in half the races fer partisan offices, the poor souls be sailin’ solo, with nary a rival in sight!