"Arrr! Young scallywag of eleven be accused of sendin' the old sea dog mayor and his lass to Davy Jones!"
2024-09-03
Arrr, the lawmen be sayin' the lad spilled his guts 'bout blastin' two kinfolk! Aye, one be a past mayor o' Minden, and the other, his fair daughter, just 31 years young. A right jolly family reunion, eh? More like walkin' the plank fer them! Har har har!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be havin' a tale that’d curl yer mustache and make ye spill yer grog! In the fair town of Minden, La., a wee lad done got hisself into a world of trouble, aye! The scallywag confessed to sendin' two of his kin to Davy Jones' locker, and not just any kin, mind ye. No, these were the former mayor and his fair daughter, aged but 31 summers!What manner of mischief doth brew in this young deckhand’s noggin, ye ask? Aye, it be a mystery as puzzlin’ as a treasure map with no X! The poor lad, with more pluck than sense, found himself in a tempest of his own makin’. It be a tale of pirates, not of the sea, but of the dark alleys of misfortune! They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, but I reckon this apple rolled clean off the ship and into the shark-infested waters!
Now, the lawmen be scratchin’ their heads, tryin’ to piece together this jigsaw puzzle of family woes. So raise yer tankards, me mates, to the curious case of the young lad who turned his kin into ghostly tales, for in this life, ye never know when yer own blood might be a victim of a wayward cannonball!