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Arrr, Kamala be hirin' scallywags who be callin’ America a 'cult', a 'bloodthirsty beast'! Aye, what a jolly jest!

2024-09-04

Arrr mateys! VP Kamala Harris be raisin' the sails with Rev. Jen Butler aboard, a fine lass for faith outreach, though her tongue be sharper than a cutlass when it comes to them Christians! Let the high seas of politics be filled with jests and jollity!

Aye, mateys! Gather round, fer I’ve got a tale o’ political shenanigans on the high seas o’ democracy! Vice President Kamala Harris be raisin’ her flag high, recruitin’ a shipmate, Rev. Jennifer Butler, who’s raisin’ a ruckus about them White Christians hijackin' the good ol’ Christian faith, claimin’ it be a bloodthirsty beast! Arrr, sounds like a real mutiny brewin’!

This Reverend lass be callin’ America an imperial cult, spoutin’ about wealth bein’ as white as a ghost ship while the rest be drownin’ in the depths o’ disadvantage. She be warnin’ that the many-headed beast of the system be corrupt, makin’ the stock market swell while good folk be sinkin’ to the bottom!

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