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Arrr, Biden-Harris be sailin' a leaky ship, givin' our foes a hearty laugh and courage to plunder!

2024-09-04

Arrr, from the shores of Israel to the lands of Ukraine, Biden and Harris be makin' our foes swagger and our mates tremble! Their wobbly ways led to a right shameful retreat from Afghanistan, costin' 13 brave souls. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the head of the seas, President Joe Biden, fresh from a long 18-day shore leave, now castin' blame on the Captain of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu. Aye, he claims the good captain ain't done enough to secure the release of hostages held by those scallywags in Hamas, even suggestin' that Netanyahu be equally responsible for the grim fate of six poor souls, includin' a U.S. citizen. The winds of support for Israel be shiftin', and Biden's callin' for a ceasefire, damn the consequences!

Upon hearin' the tragic news, Biden declared, "Hamas leaders will pay for these crimes," but time will tell if his words be more than mere cannon fodder. Meanwhile, Netanyahu, like a true captain, pointed out that he’s made generous offers, yet those knaves of Hamas be refusin' at every turn. It seems the tides of political support be changin' on the Democratic ship, as whispers of weakness be echoing through the crew.

In these troubled waters, me thinks a strong captain be needed, not one flounderin' like a fish outta water. Aye, we remembers the days of Reagan and Trump, who wielded strength like a cutlass. But with Biden and Harris at the helm, the ship be driftin’ towards appeasement, and the seas be more perilous than ever. Har har, let’s hope we find a true captain soon, lest we be swallowed by the stormy seas of folly!

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