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Arrr, matey! Harris be raisin’ yer treasure by $1,100, makin’ hard workin’ scallywags weep like landlubbers!

2024-09-04

Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2017, Trump be slashing the tax treasure! But lo! Harris be vowin' to send 'em to Davy Jones' locker! That'd mean the good folk of America be feelin' the pinch, whilst she'd be sailin' off with their doubloons! Har har har!

Ahoy mateys! If ye be thinkin’ the Biden seas be stormy, brace yerselves for the tempest that be Vice President Kamala Harris! Should she hoist the presidential flag, she’ll be settin’ sail to sink Donald Trump’s 2017 tax cut treasures while raisin’ taxes on the fine folks who create jobs, all while plundering the coffers for welfare expansion. Arrr, the crew of hardworkin’ Americans will find their gold diminished, wages lost, and jobs tossed overboard!

With her tax policies, Harris be preparin’ to unleash one of the mightiest tax hikes this side of the seven seas! A household of four might see their treasure chest lightened by $1,500, while single mothers be coughin’ up another $800! And what’s worse? Nearly 2 million full-time sailors could be cast adrift without jobs, as small businesses scramble to stay afloat!

While she prattles on about givin’ back to the workers, her schemes be more like a siren’s song, leadin’ ye straight to economic ruin! With expanded child credits and handouts, she be makin’ it all too tempting to stay ashore instead of seekin’ honest work. In short, the Harris economy be a treacherous tide of higher taxes, lower wages, and fewer jobs. So, hoist the flags of caution, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!

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