The Booty Report

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“Avast! A ruckus at Apalachee High—cannon fire left many a lad down, say the landlubbers!”

2024-09-04

Arrr matey! A scallywag found himself in the brig after a ruckus at Apalachee High on Wednesday morn, said the fine folks at the Georgia Bureau of Investigation. Seems like he took a shot at bein’ a true buccaneer, but ended up caught faster than a fish in a net!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of trouble on the high seas o' education! On a fine Wednesday morn, when the sun was shinin' bright, a ruckus erupted at the Apalachee High School in the land o' Winder, Georgia. Aye, it be true! A rascally suspect found himself in the custody of the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, faster than a seagull snatchin' a chip from a landlubber's plate!

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