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Arrr, Harris, Trump, and Biden be ponderin’ a jaunt to the World Trade Center on that fateful day, savvy?

2024-09-04

Arrr, me hearties! This year, the day o' the 2001 calamity be sailin' in on the heels of a grand debate 'twixt Vice Captain Kamala Harris and the old seadog, Donald J. Trump! A right merry spectacle it be, if I do say so meself! Avast, what a show!

Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be havin' news that be as stormy as a tempest at sea! This year, we be celebratin' the anniversary of them dastardly 2001 attacks, but lo and behold, it be comin' upon us just as the clocks strike for a grand presidential debate! Aye, ye heard me right! Vice President Kamala Harris be squarin' off against that ol' sea dog, former President Donald J. Trump!

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