Arrr, matey! Biden’s asylum rules were but a fleeting storm; now the tides be a-changin’!
2024-09-04
Arrr matey! Those tweaks in the captain's decree be settin' sail on the orders from the good ol' Biden in June, squashing most landlubber asylum pleas at the southern seas. A right jolly way to keep the scallywags at bay, I say!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas o' politics, where the winds be blowin' strange and the tides be turnin' swift! It be said that the grand captain o’ this ship, President Biden, has hoisted his sails and issued an executive order back in June, stoppin’ a fair number o’ landlubbers from seekin’ asylum at the southern shores.Now, the scallywags be considerin’ further changes to this here decree, as they chart a course through the stormy waters o’ immigration. Aye, it be a mighty bold move, akin to askin’ a parrot to stop squawkin’! The crew be ponderin’ how many souls shall be turned away from the bounteous land beyond the horizon, lookin’ fer a safe port in a tempestuous sea.
With the winds o’ change a-blowin’, some be cheerin’ while others be grumblin’ like a hungry sea serpent! But one thing’s fer certain: this be no easy voyage. As they set their sights on the horizon, we can only hope they don’t run afoul of the dreaded Kraken o’ public opinion! So, raise a tankard, me hearties, and let’s watch this saga unfold upon the waves o’ the news!