Arrr! Republicans be hoistin' the Jolly Roger on fanciful tales o' landlubber ballots from foreign scallywags!
2024-09-05
Arrr, matey! A pack o’ landlubber activists, scallywag lawyers, and government swabs be rallyin’ to haul in the so-called threat of noncitizens swipin’ the vote! Meanwhile, the rights defenders be shoutin’ it's all a hullabaloo of tall tales! Avast, what a merry mess we’ve found!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a ruckus on the high seas of democracy! In this here landlubber’s tale, a band o' activists, party lawyers, and state officials be settin’ sail on a crusade to hunt down the nefarious scourge of noncitizens castin’ ballots, as if they be a crew of scallywags stealin’ from the treasure chest o’ rights!But lo and behold! The brave souls fightin' fer votin’ rights be cryin’ foul, claimin’ these landlubbers be spreadin’ more misinformation than a drunken parrot at a tavern! They be warnin’ that the winds o' deception be blowin’ strong, and this whole hootin’ and hollerin’ be naught but a tempest in a teapot!
With swords drawn and flags a-flyin’, the activists be marchin’ forth, yellin’ louder than a cannon blast, insistin’ that the real treasure be the right to vote, not a fool's errand of huntin’ shadows! So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for in this grand adventure, the true enemy be ignorance, and the quest be for fair winds in the stormy seas of electioneering!