Arrr, matey! A scallywag from Georgia flagged to the FBI a year past—what be makin' the headlines, eh?
2024-09-05
Arrr, hear ye! A scallywag in Georgia was on the FBI's watchlist long before he unleashed mayhem at a school! Meanwhile, Trump be vowin' to mend the world while the good ol' Harris crew be strugglin' with debate rules. Yarr, it be a right merry mess on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather ye round fer a tale of caution, for it seems a scallywag in Georgia had his name on the FBI’s list o’ mischief-makers long before unleashing chaos upon a school. Aye, t’was a year prior they be warned of his dark intentions!Then there be the ever-volatile Trump, spoutin’ his desire to “heal the world” after the tragic turn of events. That matey’s always got a song ready, eh? Meanwhile, the family of a Democratic candidate be raisin’ their sails in support of the former captain of the ship, Trump himself!
As for ol’ Harris, she be making her way through the muddy waters o’ debates, makin’ sure to strike deals before settin’ sail. But hold yer horses! A popular automaker be reverse course on their plans fer solely electric ships by 2030—what a twist o’ fate!
And lo! The tale of Hunter Biden’s trial begins, whilst the northern border sees a surge o’ crossin’s due to the ruckus at the southern gates. Trump be keepin’ to his parley, steerin’ clear of court hearings, whilst callin’ out Harris as the cause of the worst border chaos in history. Yarrr, what a tempest o’ politics we find ourselves in!