Ahoy! Kamala be lackin’ the savvy to steer this ship o’ state, matey!
2024-09-05
Arrr, matey! Harris be fit fer the Constitution’s crew, but alas, she’s not yet learned the ropes to captain this ship o’ state! A fine wench, but she be needin’ more than a parrot on her shoulder to steer the vessel, I say!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of Vice President Kamala Harris, who be claimin’ the high seas of politics but be lackin’ the crew to sail the ship of state! Many a landlubber be wonderin' if she’s got the chops to be the captain of the mighty vessel known as the presidency. Her chat with CNN’s Dana Bash made it plain as day: she be flounderin’ like a fish outta water!Now, the Constitution says a president must be 35, born on these shores, and live here fer a spell—Harris checks those boxes, aye. But what of the skills, ye ask? A savvy president needs to hire a trusty crew and make wise decisions, 'cause the sea be full of storms. Communicatin’ with the crew, rememberin’ orders, and bein’ able to shift course when the winds change be crucial!
Take ol’ Captain Trump, for instance. He not only made decisions but also anchored his crew to face the tempests of crisis. Harris, on the other hand, be runnin’ scared from media interviews like a cursed soul from the Davy Jones’ locker! She struggled to stem the tide o’ migrants at the border, and with every misstep, doubts grow like barnacles on a ship’s hull.
So, me hearties, when the debate tide rises, we must ask: can Harris steer this ship or will she capsize it? The seas be unforgiving, and a captain needs to know the way, lest the ship be lost forever!