Arrr, Biden and Harris be smokin' the green, as the law be driftin' to Davy Jones' locker, savvy?
2024-09-05
Arrr matey! With but a handful of moons 'til the great election, the Biden-Harris crew be set on settin’ the sails for loosening them green leaves. Aye, they aim to please their far-left scallywags, lookin’ to fill the treasure chest o' votes!
Arrr mateys! As the sands of time trickle down to the fateful voting day, the Biden crew be tryin' to catch the wind in their sails by fiddlin' with them pesky marijuana laws. In their quest for political treasure, they be playin' a devilish game, not heedin' the goodly science, just to sway the hearty folk!Ye see, the grand ol' Controlled Substances Act be likin' a ship’s chart, settin' forth how drugs be classified. Marijuana be sittin' in the notorious Schedule I, where it’s deemed as dangerous as a kraken! The last word from the wise folks at Health and Human Services was that it be no good for ye health nor for any medical purpose. Yet here comes the Biden fleet, decidin' to alter the course with some cheeky recommendations, hopin’ to reschedule that devilish herb!
This scallywag administration be claimin’ to be lookin' out for the masses while they be pandering to their own crew of voters. But lo! The truth be spillin’ like grog on deck—marijuana be a gateway to a rougher tide of drugs, and this push could just be fillin’ the coffers of shady weed peddlers while puttin' the safety of the good folk in peril. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the storm of politics be brewin’!