Arrr, Trump be chattin' 'bout his plans to all hands aboard, day or night! A true gabbin' scallywag!
2024-09-04
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags on 'Gutfeld!' be chattin' 'bout the ol' captain Trump’s chinwag with the landlubber Lex Fridman. Aye, it be a right jolly banter, filled with jests and jibes, as they spin yarns fit for a shipwrecked crew! Ho ho!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the swashbucklin' Donald Trump, who recently parleyed with the learned Lex Fridman. Aye, it might not be the grandest tale ye ever heard, but it shows the Trumpster ain't shy 'bout exposin' his policies to any sailor who’ll lend an ear! Picture this: if Trump were a real estate captain, he'd show ye every inch of the ship, from the crow's nest to the bilge, whilst ol' Kamala, bless her heart, would offer ye but a glimpse at a tattered map!Trump's got naught to hide—he'd spill his secrets faster than a keg o' rum! Meanwhile, Kamala's past be weighin' her down like a rusty anchor. Yarr, Trump even dares to ponder UFOs and Epstein's list like a true matey of mystery. But lo and behold, he also speaks o’ the need for more religion in our fair seas, claimin’ it be a guide 'gainst the stormy seas of life. Aye, the man's got a way with words like a well-weathered sailor, navigatin' through the tempest with a hearty laugh and a wink! So whether ye be a Trump supporter or not, he be makin’ waves in the political waters, while the Democrats flounder like fish outta water!