The Booty Report

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Arrr, a band o' scallywags be tryin' to stir the pot again, but the winds be blowin' against 'em!

2024-09-05

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be rallyin’ fer the Palestinians at some U.S. shores, but new rules and fresh scallywags might just anchor their sails, slowin’ the ruckus we saw in the springtime seas! Aye, the winds be fickle!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend yer ears! 'Twas a ruckus on the hallowed grounds of the U.S. campuses, where a band o' landlubbers be raisin' their voices fer the plight of the Palestinians. Aye, they be hoistin' their flags, shoutin' louder than a crew o' scallywags celebratin' a successful treasure hunt!

But lo and behold! A storm be brewin' on the horizon, as new restrictions be settin' sail, weighin' down the fervor of the raucous revelers. These be not the same rascals from the springtime, mind ye. Nay, a fresh bunch o' brigands be takin' the field, and they be sportin' a different kind o' swagger. Instead of thunderous protests, we might see naught but a smattering of murmurs, like whispers carried by a gentle sea breeze.

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