Arrr! Trump be summonin' a crew for swift seas o' efficiency, spurred by that landlubber Musk's wild notions!
2024-09-05
Arrr, matey! The scallywags advisin’ ol’ Trump be sayin’ that the aim o’ the crew be to poke ‘n prod the federal ship’s workings, seekin’ treasure to save the good folk’s doubloons. Aye, let’s see if we can’t make the ship lighter without tossin’ any landlubbers overboard!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale fit fer the high seas o’ political shenanigans! It be said that the advisers to the notorious Captain Trump be plotting a grand commission, aye! Their mission, should they choose to accept it, be to peer into the murky depths of the federal galleon, seekin' to analyze its functionality, like searchin’ fer buried treasure, savvy?These scallywags be chasin' after the golden doubloons o’ savings fer the good folk who fill the coffers with their hard-earned coin! They be thinkin’ there be much plunder to be found, if only they can sift through the barnacles that cling to the bureaucratic hull. With a hearty laugh, they reckon they can whip the government ship into shape, makin' it sail smoother and swifter across the tumultuous seas of taxes!
But beware, me hearties, fer such grand ideas may lead to storms of debate and waves o’ dissent. Will they uncover hidden troves o’ treasure, or merely find themselves tangled in the nets of red tape? Only time shall tell, arrr! So hoist the sails and keep a weathered eye on the horizon, for this be a tale still unfoldin', full o’ laughs and possibly a few cannon blasts along the way!