Arrr! California scallywag nabbed for blowin' away 80 beasties—what a right jolly mess he made, matey!
2024-09-05
Arrr, me hearties! A ruckus in the dead of night had the fine folk of Monterey County battenin' down the hatches! One scallywag declared it “horrible,” though I reckon it be more like a drunken sea shanty gone wrong! Avast, what a sight to behold!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a high-seas tale from yon Monterey County, where the dark of night turned into a right fright, aye!