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Arrr, House GOP be givin' Hochul a right jolly jibe 'bout a sneaky CCP matey and their hidden ship o' cops!

2024-09-05

Arrr, Rep. Claudia Tenney be scribblin' a missive, demandin' the truth from Governor Hochul 'bout that scallywag Linda Sun's sway over the ship o' state! Aye, the seas be murky, and the lass be huntin' for answers like a treasure map!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of politics, where Rep. Claudia Tenney, a fierce lass from the land of New York, be demandin' answers from Gov. Kathy Hochul 'bout a former aide, one Linda Sun, who be tangled in the web of the Chinese Communist Party! Aye, this be no ordinary tale, as Tenney be callin' fer a bipartisan crew to investigate the murky waters of Sun's influence on the state’s affairs!

Now, it seems this wench Sun and her matey, Chris Hu, be arrested fer actin' as hidden agents fer the Chinese crown, lurkin' in the shadows of New York's government. Tenney's quill be scratchin' furiously as she questioned Hochul's judgment in havin' such a scallywag aboard, suggestin' the governor's crew be checkin' for more hidden threats! The letter be filled with sharp questions 'bout whether Sun had a hand in allowin' secret Chinese police stations to operate in the Big Apple, makin' ‘em a right nuisance fer the good folk of New York!

As the Captain of the ship of state, Hochul be claimin' shock but standin' proud in her vetting process, while Tenney be pushin' fer apologies to their Taiwanese mates and demandin' a full disclosure of Hochul's dealings with both CCP and Taiwanese officials. Yarrr, the seas of politics be choppy, and this tale be far from over!

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