Arrr, Trump be sayin' he'll slash the treasure tax to 15% and let Musk steer the ship of efficiency!
2024-09-05
Arrr, mateys! Former Captain Trump be spoutin' grand tales in the Big Apple, swearin' to "Make America Cheap Again!" If he be elected in November, who knows, maybe we’ll trade gold doubloons for meager grog! Avast, let the treasure hunt for savings begin!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the former Captain of the Ship White House, Donald Trump, who be castin' his net in the waters of New York City! This scallywag be proclaimin' his grand plan to cut the corporate booty tax to a mere 15% and enlist that landlubber Elon Musk to captain a "government efficiency commission." Talk about a treasure map for makin' America richer, arrr!In a fierce speech to the Economic Club, Trump be flappin' his gums about the glory days of his previous regime, takin' jabs at the fair maiden Kamala Harris for her so-called "Kamalanomics." He claims she be leadin' the good ship America into turbulent waters of inflation and despair, whilst he be the gallant hero ready to save the day, like a true pirate of prosperity!
Trump be warnin' that Harris be hatin' freedom and shacklein' the people with Marxist chains, promising all sorts of calamities if she be allowed to sail the seas again. Instead, he offers low taxes, low crime, and bountiful energy. With a flick of his wrist, he vows to cut energy prices like a cutlass through the wind! This be a treasure worth fightin' for, aye!
So hoist the sails, me hearties! Will ye chart a course with Trump and his wild promises, or follow the winds of change with Kamala? The seas be choppy, and time will tell, but one thing be certain—this be a mighty raucous election ahead!