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Arrr, let’s spin a yarn 'bout the Apalachee High School lads who met misfortune—shiver me timbers!

2024-09-05

Arrr, matey! In the landlubber school o' Winder, Georgia, two scallywag students and two wise sea dogs met their doom by cannon fire! Aye, nine more be nursing their wounds, no doubt tellin' tall tales of the day the school turned into a battleground!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the shores of Winder, Georgia, where misfortune struck the hallowed halls of learnin'! A most treacherous act unfolded, as two fine scholars and their noble mentors met a cruel fate, felled by the dark hand of villainy. Aye, it be a grim spectacle, indeed!

In this cursed high school, a ruckus erupted, and before ye could say "shiver me timbers," cannon fire rang out, but not from the ship's deck. Nay, 'twas from the hands of a scallywag! Alas, at least nine other poor souls found themselves caught in the crossfire, nursing wounds that be deeper than Davy Jones' locker. Arrr, what kind of treacherous sea be this, where learnin' turns to lootin', and knowledge be drowned in blood?

So let it be known, that even in our grand escapades of pillagin' and plunderin', we pirates hold dear the sanctity of our shipmates and the schools of the landlubbers. Let us raise a tankard to those lost, and swear an oath to fend off such foul deeds! May the winds of fortune blow kinder in the future, and may we remember—life be too precious to waste on folly and strife!

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