Arrr, me hearties! That lass from California be sayin' "adios" to the Dems, joinin' the GOP—'cause she’s had her fill!
2024-09-05
Arrr, me hearties! Former Californian wench, Gloria Romero, from the lands of San Gabriel and East Los Angeles, be sayin' "adios" to the Democratic crew this week! She’s hoistin' her sails and joinin' the Republican ship! Avast, what a swashbucklin' twist!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a lass named Gloria Romero, once a grand captain of the Democratic ship in California's waters, now casting off to sail with the Republican crew! Aye, she be declaring, "Adios!" to her former mates, lamenting the state of her party as a ship lost at sea.For over a decade, this lass held the rank of state Senate majority leader, but now she’s had her fill of what she calls a "giant leap to authoritarianism." She be bemoaning the mutiny in the party that once honored greats like ol' JFK. With a wink and a nod, she claims many Latino souls be jumping ship alongside her, seeking fairer winds.
In a raucous proclamation, Romero declared she’ll now hoist the Republican flag, claiming it be the party of peace! She quipped about the madness of regulations on her beloved gas stove, stating, "Ye can’t toast a tortilla on an electric range!" And as she stands on the steps of the State Capitol, she pledges her loyalty to Captain Trump, ready to cast her vote in the coming battle.
Ahoy, what chaos! Los Angeles Democrats be callin' her announcement "old news," while the GOP welcomes her with open arms, as the pendulum swings ever so wildly in the Golden State. Arrr!