"Arrr, matey! At the witching hour, the California shores be hotter than a scallywag's backside in a sauna!"
2024-09-06
Arrr, mateys! The sun be scorchin’ hotter than a cannonball on a summer’s day! The stars predict the heat’ll be blastin’ into the weekend, with over 31 million landlubbers warnin’ of singed eyebrows and sweaty brows! Best find ye a shady spot, or ye be roastin’ like a pig on a spit!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the fiery skies and swelterin' seas! The weather wizards be predictin' a scorcher of a weekend, hotter than a cannonball fresh from the forge! Aye, more than 31 million landlubbers be under the spell of excessive heat warnings, feelin’ hotter than a parrot sittin' on a sun-baked treasure chest!