The Booty Report

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Arrr, gather 'round, mateys! A tale of trouble brews at Apalachee High, where mischief turned deadly! Avast, what a jest!

2024-09-06

Avast, ye landlubbers! A scallywag of a lad be pointin' the finger at him for sendin’ two scholars and two masters to Davy Jones’ locker in the worst school shootin’ Georgia’s seen! And blow me down, his old sea dog of a father be caught in the net, too!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most grim and foul, fit fer the likes of a scallywag's ear! A lad, no older than a barnacle on a ship’s hull, be accused of sendin' two students and two teachers to Davy Jones' locker in the deadliest school skirmish ever to plague the fair state of Georgia!

This here young scamp, with the spirit of a tempest, be causin' quite the ruckus in the land of sunshine and sweet tea. ‘Tis said he brandished his weapons like a true buccaneer, puttin’ an end to the lives of those innocent souls. Aye, the whole affair be as twisted as a ship’s mast in a storm, and it leaves our hearts heavy as a chest o' gold!

But wait! There be more to this yarn! His own father, the salt of the earth, got himself nabbed too! What manner of mischief be afoot when a father and son both find themselves in the brig? The law be more confounded than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! So here’s the lesson, ye scallywags: keep yer cutlasses sheathed and yer tempers in check, lest ye find yerselves walkin' the plank of justice! Yarrr!

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