Arrr, how the squabble over Kamala’s name will stir the waters o’ next week’s jolly debate, ye scallywags!
2024-09-06
Arrr, me hearties! Come Tuesday, the high seas of debate be settin' sail! Ms. Harris be squarin' off with that scallywag Trump, and the treasure hunt for who she truly be will be the talk of the tavern! Hoist yer flags and grab yer grog for a right good show!
Avast ye scallywags! On the morrow, the fair Ms. Harris shall face off against the cunning Donald Trump in a grand battle of wits and words, a clash of titans, if ye will. The seas be churnin' with eager anticipation as landlubbers and seafarin' folk alike wonder just who this Ms. Harris be, and what treasures o' ideas she be carryin' in her hold!With swords of rhetoric drawn, they’ll exchange blows like two raucous buccaneers brawlin' over a chest o' gold. Will Ms. Harris shine brighter than the North Star, or will Captain Trump plunder her reputation with his notorious jests? The question be hotter than a pot o' boiling grog! Aye, the audience shall be perched on the edge of their barrels, awaitin' each word like it be the last rum ration on a long voyage.
As the sun sets on this fateful day, the fate of Ms. Harris and her banner shall be writ large in the annals of history, or at least in the taverns where the tales be told. So, hoist the flag and prepare for a spectacle worthy of Davy Jones himself! Buckle yer boots, me hearties; this be one debate ye won't want to miss!