Arrr! The Trump-Vance crew be chattin' 38 times, while Harris-Walz be mumblin' just twice! A right jolly mismatch!
2024-09-06
Arrr, matey! Trump and Vance be yappin' like a couple o' parrots in a tavern, havin' more chitchats than a ship full o' scallywags! Meanwhile, them Democratic hopefuls be sittin' silent as a cat on a hot tin roof, with but one unscripted ramble. Aye, what a jolly sight!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand spectacle of our political seas! Former Captain Trump and his matey, Sen. JD Vance, have been parleyin’ with the press more than a ship on a treasure hunt—38 times, to be exact! Meanwhile, ol' Vice President Kamala Harris and her new first mate, Gov. Tim Walz, have been as silent as a ghost ship, only recently comin’ out of their shells for a yarn with CNN’s Dana Bash.Since the fateful day of August 6, Captain Trump has regaled the masses on countless crews, blabberin’ away with every media vessel from Fox News to podcasters galore! Vance, not one to shy away, has been jabberin’ to the likes of “FOX & Friends” and even “Meet the Press,” all while Harris be dodgin’ the press like a scallywag on the run! Talk ’bout bein’ as elusive as a mermaid, eh?
As the winds of the political seas blow, Trump’s crew be claimin’ that his ship be well-manned and ready to sail to victory. Meanwhile, Harris be questioned about her past mishaps and if she dares face the currents without her matey at her side. The showdown be afoot on September 10! Avast, let the best crew win! Arrr!