"Arrr, under Madam Kamala's watch, the IRS be plunderin' yer gold like a scallywag on a treasure hunt!"
2024-09-06
Arrr! The Harris-Biden treasure map be seekin’ yer doubloons, calling for heaps o’ gold to aid the IRS in plunderin’ more from ye landlubbers! Will the scallywags of the Democrats turn it into a cutlass for their mischief once more? Avast, matey!
Ahoy, mateys! Lend me yer ears, for I bring ye tidings of the IRS be givin’ us all a right good scare! Aye, the Democrats be hoistin’ sails to swell the coffers of this agency, known fer its dubious dealings and targetin’ of those who be of a conservative disposition. With a treasure chest a-burstin’ with $80 billion in extra doubloons, the IRS be settin’ its sights on expandin’ its crew by a whopping 87,000 scallywags!Now, the Biden-Harris crew be wantin’ another $104 billion, which be more than a pirate ship’s bounty! The Senate says they need it to keep their lads in fine shape and update their leakin’ vessels, but one can’t help but wonder who they be really huntin’ down. They be claimin’ it’s just the rich folk they be after, but a recent treasure map revealed that 63% of audits fell upon those makin’ less than $200,000!
Yarr, it seems the IRS be pilferin’ from the good honest folk while the galleons of their own reckonings be sinkin’ in unpaid taxes! With a crew so bloated, one must ponder if their true mission be fairness or a crafty plunderin’. Beware, me hearties, for the true treasure may lie not in gold but in the shadows of deceit!