The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Beware the treasure trove o’ tomes from them Supreme Court swabs—might be more blubber than wisdom!

2024-09-06

Arrr, me hearties! For the justices, peddlin’ tomes be one o' the rare treasures to fill their coffers when not swabbin’ the decks of the court! Aye, ‘tis a fine way to keep the rum flowin’ and the parrot squawkin’!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout them justices o' the realm, who be findin' themselves in a bit of a pickle. Ye see, sellin' tomes be one o' the rare treasures that fills their coffers without settin' foot in the court! Aye, ye heard me right, for these wrinkled gents be swappin' their powdered wigs for a quill and parchment to peddle books like they be fine rum on the high seas.

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